Yeah, CJ ... since the Jo-Jah Dawgs ain't done so well 'gainst the Bama Tide, lately, the frog king has been tasked with findin' a new mascot to replace Uga that can stand up 'gainst the Bama Elephant. So, ribit reasoned that he needed to find hisself a Jo-Jah Hippopotamus. He interviewed Stacey ...
... and it was love at first sight ... or scent ... or whatever.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence