This man and his wife were out playing golf when he hit a big slice and ended up behind a big building. His wife said, “Look, both doors are open. If you can hit it through there with a little draw on it you could be pretty close to the green.”
He looked it over and decided to do it. He hit the ball, but he missed the door. The ball hit the building, bounced back, hit his wife in the head and killed her on the spot.
A few years later, the man had remarried, and was out playing golf with his new wife, he ends up in the same spot, behind the same building. His new wife says, “look, both doors are open. If you can hit it through there with a little draw on it you could be pretty close to the green.”
The man shook his head and said, “Oh no, I tried that once and it was terrible… really tragic.”
“Oh? What happened?” his new wife asked.
“I took a double-bogie.”.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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