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RIBIT --- Golf Joke

By: kathy_s16 in POPE 5 | Recommend this post (0)
Mon, 11 May 20 4:54 AM | 37 view(s)
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Did you want to add "happy Mother's Day" to your joke?

Schweets, do you know anything about methadone?

I thought you may have come across someone who HAD BEEN a heroin addict and is now on methadone.

Doesn't seem to be any end in sight.

Once an addict, always an addict?

I have been researching it since the nurse left. He scared me.

It's not me that I am referring to.

If you're on methadone, you wouldn't have to take oxycodone, right? That's a pain killer but so is methadone.

To me, a non-medical person, it seems that you would never need both.

If you can help me out here, let me know.

Thx!


If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.


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Golf Joke
By: ribit in POPE 5
Mon, 11 May 20 4:30 AM 		Msg. 61310 of 62138

This man and his wife were out playing golf when he hit a big slice and ended up behind a big building. His wife said, “Look, both doors are open. If you can hit it through there with a little draw on it you could be pretty close to the green.”

He looked it over and decided to do it. He hit the ball, but he missed the door. The ball hit the building, bounced back, hit his wife in the head and killed her on the spot.

A few years later, the man had remarried, and was out playing golf with his new wife, he ends up in the same spot, behind the same building. His new wife says, “look, both doors are open. If you can hit it through there with a little draw on it you could be pretty close to the green.”

The man shook his head and said, “Oh no, I tried that once and it was terrible… really tragic.”

“Oh? What happened?” his new wife asked.

“I took a double-bogie.”.

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