Ohioan, 50, Arrested After Calling 911 To Report That Her Pussy Was Ablaze
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/misuse-911/ohioan-claimed-her-pussy-was-ablaze-701438
An Ohio woman called 911 late Saturday evening to report that her "pussy was on fire" and that she needed someone from the fire department to "put it out with their hose," according to an arrest report.
After placing that emergency call, Katrina Morgan, 50, hung up the phone. When a police dispatcher called her back, Morgan reiterated that she required first responders to "come put her pussy out because it is on fire."
Seen above, Morgan "appeared highly intoxicated" when cops arrived at her friend's home in Port Clinton, a city on Lake Erie. Morgan smelled of booze and was "having trouble walking, was slurring her speech," police noted.
No pussies of any type were found ablaze inside the residence.
Aw, c'mon man! Are you guys really trying to tell me that you actually checked all pussies on the premises to make sure that none of them were on fire?! You absolutely sure you didn't miss one or two of 'em? BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
After struggling with officers, Morgan was handcuffed and placed in the rear of a police cruiser. She was booked into the Ottawa County jail on multiple counts, including disrupting public service, a felony, and making false alarms and resisting arrest, both misdemeanors.
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