...there are conspiracies, then there are conspiracies of biblical proportions followed by conspiracies of galactic proportions. Call me the "doubting thomas" but the entire galaxy isn't conspiring against us. They might be conspiring against me, but the rest of ya are pretty safe.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!