Honey, I missed one day! I have to elevate my foot and that's what I did all day yesterday.
I swear that Angelo next-door is looking in my bedroom window. If he talks about his mother's meatballs again, I am kicking him with my boot.
I am shameless.
I am not a hussy!
Edgar - that shit. I think he got fired as I never saw him after I walked into that tv. Did I report him?
Nope. It was my own fault.
But I still have a very pale purple bruise.
DO YOU HAVE ANY CANDY? I like those DOVE candies. They are wrapped in foil and they have these lovely messages inside of them.
Milk chocolate and caramel.
I like dark chocolate better but they don't come with caramel.
PIZZA? Any pizza over there?
SMOOCH!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.