... speakin' 'bout two of yer favorite loves in this world - 'Bama Elephinks and gap-toothed women - I found ya a "port in the storm" next time ya find yerself laid over in Tuscaloosa ...
Jest keep it on the down-low from Stacey ... 'cuz I strongly expect that the only one she's gonna want to share ya with is ol' Gropey Joe.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence