...we called our sniper "Chow Time Charlie" He was a gem. One day he didn't show up and we were worried about him. He was shooting at us one day and I was standing in the chow line there was a major called "Big Mike" I just made the offhand comment that the guy was shooting at us with a .30 cal M1 carbine.
..."How do you know that" he says.
..."How do you not know that." I asked.
...another sixty days of mess duty.
IHIWTH!