...the di's had a stick, something like a night stick, that they would run round and round in the trash can every morning at exactly the same time right after they turned the lights on. That went on for 15 weeks. The sixteenth week when they turned the lights on we were already dressed and standing at attention at the foot of our bunks which were made. He says, "You assholes are finally getting the hang of this!" Only compliment he ever paid us.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!