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Gwyneth Paltrow Unveils $75 "This Smells Like My Orgasm" Candle 

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http://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/06/17/gwyneth-paltrow-unveils-75-this-smells-like-my-orgasm-candle/

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Actress and budding alternative health mogul Gwyneth Paltrow unveiled her latest provocative product during a Tuesday appearance on the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon - a candle labeled "This Smells Like My Orgasm."

Fallon teed off the unveiling by asking about Paltrow's "vagina-scented" candle, which she described as "punk-rock" and "feminist." It was, evidently, so popular that the $75 product sold out on the website of her controversial lifestyle brand Goop, shortly after its release in January.

"You're always kind of in the news, one way or another, and the one thing I saw that was a big thing, was that you had a candle," Fallon began. "And we have a new one which actually might be more for you to give to your wife," the Ironman actress said, holding up the candle, which was labeled "This Smells Like My Orgasm." ...

Hmmm ... she described her "vagina-scented" candle as "punk rock" and "feminist," eh? Tampax has a product for THAT ... 

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The alternative health guru has a history of peddling controversial heath products and practices, including "body vibes stickers, which it claimed could 'rebalance the energy frequency in our bodies,' as well as sex dust, coffee enemas, 'inner beauty' powder, vaginal eggs, handcuff bangles, vaginal steamers, 'Psychic Vampire Repellent,' a BDSM kit, and self-love spray," as Breitbart News has reported.

The company faced legal trouble in 2018 and paid out a $145,000 settlement over unscientific claims made on vaginal eggs, which were said to "balance hormones, regulate menstrual cycles, prevent depression, prevent uterine prolapse and a combination of other illnesses," according to SF Gate. ...

Hey, ribit ... ya might think 'bout givin' one of her "vaginal steamers" to Stacey. Word on the street is that the EPA has been gettin' lots of ... uh ... air quality ... complaints from yer neighbors in Toad Suck. 




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