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Hey, ribit ... are we still on for that roadtrip to Miami?!

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You can't go to the beach for July 4th in Miami-Dade but lap dances from a stripper are still allowed

http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/06/30/you-cant-go-to-the-beach-for-july-4th-in-miami-dade-but-lap-dances-from-a-stripper-are-still-allowed/

SHOT ...

Because of COVID-19, beaches in Miami-Dade County will be closed for the 4th of July weekend:

Fox 17 ~ Miami-Dade County, Florida, will close all of its beaches from July 3 through July 7 amid an outbreak of COVID-19 in the Sunshine State, Mayor Carlos A. Gimenez announced on Friday.

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CHASER ...

But you can still get a lap dance at a strip club:

Andy Slater ~ UPDATE: Miami-Dade says lap dances are not considered performances.

So, as of now, lap dances may continue at strip clubs in the county.

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For real. Confirmed via an email with Deputy Mayor Jennifer Moon:

Doug Hanks ~ Deep breath, Twitter. Lap dances NOT actually banned in Miami-Dade by new COVID rules. The 10-ft required buffer for performances reported today isn't new & doesn't govern lap dances. My email w Dpty Mayor Jennifer Moon, charged w COVID rule making. She said lap dances still OK.
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If you want people to stop taking everything the government says on corona seriously, well then, this is a pretty good place to start.




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