Ah yessssss ... bring on the nostalgia for days of yore!
http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/07/23/official-licensed-nfl-mask-this-face-covering-is-not-intended-to-prevent-or-protect-from-any-form-of-illness-or-disease-or-otherwise/
The NFL will reportedly require all fans to wear masks if/when games resume this fall:
ProFootballTalk ~ Masks required at all NFL games this season.
How exactly are they going to enforce this?
CCP IS ASSHOE ~ So not only do you get to pay 12 bucks for a beer, but now you get to wear a mask while watching players and team leaders preach at you and virtue signal? Sounds awesome.
Who needs to go to games anyway:
Jesse Kelly ~ @NFL board meeting:
Executive 1: "We already have the absolute worst in-game experience of any professional sports league. Between the fights, cursing, vomiting, and absurd prices, does ANYONE know how to make it even worse?"
Executive 2: <slowly raises hand>
Yeah ... THAT'S IT ... force all of the fans to wear masks!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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