Shirley you jest, dahlin'! How can YOU possibly have ANYTHING to confess???!!!
OK, fine - thanks for reminding me. It's kinda, sorta a Catholic expression anyway. Ya wait on the confessional line for two hours, ya go in and say the same thing you said last week, then you get the punishment of 3 "Our Fathers" and 10 "Hail Marys" and you're good to go until the next week.
I just ordered my Thanksgiving dinner bec/ NOBODY here invites me.
$18 bucks for all that food. I might stop by right now and sample it!
http://www.wildfigcatering.com/menu#menu=holiday-cold-pack-thanksgiving-2020&item=thanksgiving-meal-deal
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.