I mean ... Shirley dis is jest an unfortunate misspelling, right???????
Biological females now to be referred to as ‘vulva owners’ or ‘birthing people’
The piece going around today from Healthline is from February, but it’s making the rounds of Twitter after someone noticed a piece on the sexual peak of “vulva owners.” That one’s new to us, although we did report in May on Toronto’s mayor trying to fight the stigma around periods on behalf of all the city’s “menstruators,” and Tampax just last month celebrated the diversity of “all people who bleed.”
And people are actually having ceremonies where they burn their “Harry Potter” books because J.K. Rowling is a transphobe for suggesting sex is an immutable characteristic. What makes you TERFs think trans activists are trying to erase women?
But yeah, vulva owners:
Claire Lehmann ~ When you buy a new vulva at the vulva store, but you can’t get it to work properly, can you return it?
Lawrence Haymoose, Esq. ~ Mine has All-Wheel Drive. It eats the tires, however.
Fusilli Spock ~ Gotta keep that rubber fresh.
Follow Up News ~ We interviewed Kurt Livingston, a person with a Volvo, about this topic and he said he hit his sexual peak the day before he bought the car.
Lena ~ This is so horrendous and hilarious at the same time.
James Carrico ~ I’m trying so hard not to give up on humanity, but they’re making it very difficult.
Soylent John ~ Ideology is having one hell of a time with reality, eh?
Fedora Trenchcoat ~ I feel like there's meme potential for vulva-owners but I just can't manage to put my fingers on it.
Good one!
But, Gropey Joe managed to get his fingers inside this one, don'tcha know!
Physics Geek ~ Stop the planet. I want to get off.
Michael Sleestak ~ “Medically reviewed” by someone who isn’t a doctor or scientist, which tells you everything.
Prometheus ~ Sorry for sounding dumb but if I said something like "don't they just mean women?" would that get me lynched?
Rowan ~ Women just don't exist anymore I guess ...
Burnertw!tter ~ I remember when saying shit like that was considered misogynistic instead of woke.
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