http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2020/12/04/so-many-questions-joe-bidens-latest-explanation-for-foot-injury-inspires-plenty-of-bad-mental-images-but-absolutely-zero-confidence/
So it seems that the mishap that resulted in Joe Biden’s recent foot injury was actually a little more interesting than we were initially led to believe:
New York Post ~ Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping after shower when he pulled dog's tail. http://trib.al/X02dYvU
More from the New York Post:
“What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball,” Biden told CNN journalist Jake Tapper in his first post-election joint interview with Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.
“And I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I’m joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That’s what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story.”
Not very exciting? Au contraire, Joe! We beg to differ!
Greg Pollowitz ~ Who had "naked Joe Biden chasing a dog around the bathroom" on their BINGO card?
Well, we’re dealing with Joe Biden here, so ...
Stephen L. Miller ~ Just about everyone?
If you didn’t, you really should have. Because come on.
Tim Carney ~ It's basically the free middle square.
Right?
Alex Griswold ~ Biden: Doc, I tripped in the shower.
Doc: And these bitemarks?
Major (the dog): Grrrrrrrrrr
Biden: I ... I bit myself shaving.
Hee!
David Burge ~ I have a few questions.
SmashedRadar ~ I have so many questions but I don’t know if I want answers.
Ben Shapiro ~ As a non-dog owner, is it a usual occurrence to chase after your dog fresh from the shower in an attempt to grab its tail? Or is Joe Biden basically my four-year-old after a bath chasing a doggie?
Aldous Huxley's Ghost ~ Sorry, but we don't want to hear about how a septuagenarian was "pulling the dog's tail" after showering.
cdrsalamander ~ So, now I go in to my weekend with a visual of the almost-President Elect wet, naked, chasing his dog around the house trying to pull its tail, slipping, falling down, and somehow cracking his foot in the process?
Joy.
For serious, though ... is this supposed to make us feel better about having Joe Biden in charge?
Bryan ~ I had to double check if this was a Babylon Bee story. Wow.
Joe Biden is a walking — er, make that hobbling — parody.
Let’s just say we’re not nearly as reassured about his presidency as CNN is.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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