Uh, ribit ... I think ya need to consult with one of yer Georgia representatives - Hank Johnson - who worried that the weight of the U.S. military buildup on Guam might actually cause the island to sink. Now, I don't wanna be rude, yer majesty, but Stacey is FAR more weighty than any U.S. military buildup, don'tcha know. So, ya might wanna make that a previously uninhabited South Pacific island ... that way ya won't have any deaths of innocent civilians weighin' on yer conscience when she causes it to flip and capsize.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence