http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/12/10/hello-9-1-1-wed-like-to-report-a-murder-ted-cruz-just-absolutely-nuked-eric-swalwell-and-his-fangbang-and-omg-lol/
These are the moments that make Twitter bearable.
Ted Cruz decided to take a swing at Eric Swalwell and his alleged connection to a Chinese intelligence operative whom many have begun to refer to as #FangBang. Ok, so it’s just this editor who has done that but it rhymes and makes us laugh so why not?
Ted’s was better, of course:
Ted Cruz ~ More than once, I’ve said “screw the Chinese communists.”
Little did I know how closely Swalwell was listening.
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ... gasp! ... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ... wheeze! ... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ... snort! ... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ... gasp! ... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ... wheeze! ... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ... snort! ... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Swalwell really brought this all on himself.
Tenche Coxe ~
Drew ~
Dread Pirate Calvin ~ Savage!!
MearaJM ~
John Chamberlain, MHA, LFACHE ~ Tweet of the Day. That’s it.
Yup.
Everyone can go home now.
It’s done.