...women are so fickle, ya can splain to them how ya isn't a male chauvinist pig and that ya respects her for her mind and ya think that toxic masculinity is the source of all mankinds problems and then pay her one little compliment like "NICE RACK" and they gets totally flabbergasted.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!