Stacey Abrams Wins the watermelon seed spitting contest.
...game officials are currently reviewing to see if the gap between her front teefs gave her an unfair advantage over granny gump who has no teefs at all.
...this could go into "sudden deaf overtime"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!