"FAT" has become one of those things like "The N Word" that you just aren't permitted to say.
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Oh nooooo, I was totally unaware! Oh this is great!
I am no longer "fat" - I r pleasantly plump. (pretty good, huh?)
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"Tub of Lard"
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My friend used to make my honey chocolate covered strawberries. Once I asked her if they were difficult to make. NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T SAY, "GIVE ME THE RECIPE."
Anyway, she tells me the secret to making them so perfect is to use lard.
I ask her, "want some of mine?"
TURNS OUT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT CRISCO.
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Stacey= tan and tub of lard. I get it.
You're so helpful, DE. 
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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