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11168 Re: How To Fire An Employee
   [color=blue][b]I've got an alternative solution ... let Ted hire Mi...
Beldin   6TH POPE   12 Jan 2021
6:56 PM
11149 Re: How To Fire An Employee
   Thanks Beldin! lol!!!
micro   6TH POPE   12 Jan 2021
2:35 PM
11134 Re: How To Fire An Employee
   now dats funny!
ribit   6TH POPE   12 Jan 2021
6:33 AM
11125 DECOMP ---How To Fire An Employee
   That is funny!! ---------- You can't fire a female in this day a...
kathy_s16   6TH POPE   12 Jan 2021
4:46 AM

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How To Fire An Employee

By: Decomposed in 6TH POPE
Tue, 12 Jan 21 4:29 AM
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Whether hiring or firing, it comes down to finding the right person with the right qualifications to do the specific job

How To Fire An Employee

All the members of the company's Board of Directors were called into the Chairman's office, one after another, until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.

Finally, it was his turn to be summoned.

Ted entered the office to find the Chairman and the other six Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.

Ted was instructed to stand at the other end of the table, which he did.

The Chairman looked Ted squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, he asked:

"Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Floyd?"

"Oh, no, sir, positively not...!" Ted replied.

"Are you absolutely sure...?" asked the chairman.

"Honest, I've never been close enough to even touch her...!"

"You'd swear to that...?"

"Yes, I swear I've never had sex with Miss Floyd, anytime, anywhere.." insisted Ted.

"Good.Then YOU fire her."




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