A lot of the older snow has turned to ice - ARE YOU USING ROCK SALT?
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we had one of our heavier snowfalls on something like May 23rd - YOU'RE KIDDING - MAY 23rd? Oh yeah, sounds like my kind of weather - not.
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My poor wife has to head into town at 10 a.m. when it'll be 4° and windy. I'll be with her in spirit! Aw, who am I kidding? I'll probably sleep in.
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She must be on her way out by now, huh? Watch out for those old fart broads who cut ya off, comb their hair and text like crazy, Mrs. De.
And your husband is kind of, sort of LAZY. He's sleeping while you're driving? There is something wrong with that picture.
G/M to the Decomps!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.