...I was once responsible for installation and maintenance on each and every telephone on the campus of a local airlines flight attendants. This was before they had GUY flight attendants. My motto was: "Let a phone man put it in for ya!"
...not as cool as my cousin the fireman's motto: "Find em hot, leave em wet!"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!