http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2021/02/09/help-is-on-the-way-plastic-surgeon-offers-to-remove-the-gorilla-glue-from-tessica-browns-hair-for-free/
Readers, meet Tessica Brown. Her story is going viral after she used Gorilla Glue in her hair after she ran out of hairspray:
NYT National News ~ When Tessica Brown ran out of hairspray, she used Gorilla Glue Adhesive spray instead. A month later, her hair still won't budge.
When we first saw this video on TikTok, we assumed it was a prank. But nope! It’s real:
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She even went to the ER for treatment where they recommended using acetone to dissolve the glue, but that failed:
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Brown has reportedly hired a lawyer to explore her legal options against Gorilla Glue:
philip lewis ~ The woman who put Gorilla Glue in her hair has reportedly hired an attorney and is now “weighing her legal options against Gorilla Glue.”
I knew it ... I KNEW IT ... I KNEW IT!!! "Weighing her legal options against Gorilla Glue" ... you stupid cow, you didn't buy that Gorilla Glue spray in the beauty products section of Walmart ... you bought it in the adhesives section of Home Depot! If anything, Gorilla Glue should sue you for giving their customers a bad reputation for being brain-dead.
You see, the waring label on the ultra-strong adhesive doesn’t specifically say to not put it in your hair:
philip lewis ~ So I’m no lawyer, but ...
roxane gay ~ Gorilla Glue girl has retained a lawyer. I'm praying for her scalp, but sis {shaking my head}, you don’t have a case.
A plastic surgeon has offered to remove the glue from her hair for free, so we might thankfully be at the end of this story:
New York Post ~ Plastic surgeon offers to help remove Gorilla Glue from woman's hair for free.
http://trib.al/3qYkJ60
And Beyonce’s hairstylist offered his services once it’s removed or, as a last resort, she’s forced to shave her head:
BEYONCÉ LEGION ~ Beyoncé's hairstylist Neal Farinah offers his help and services for Tessica Brown (aka #gorillagluegirl): "We not going to keep tearing her down. Let’s help her!"
Well, if she has to shave her head, they need to find a tattoo artist to ink "I'm a Dumbass!" on her head before the hair grows back.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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