Marital Woes in Toadsuck!
I been noticing lately that mz ribit is spending a lot of time on the internet. I dunno what she's doing but when I walk by her office she turns the screen off so I can't see it. Another thing is she has changed the password or her smartphone and I can no longer look into who she has been talking to and such. I hear her talking and giggling to somebody under the covers at night but if I throw back the covers to find out what is going on she hangs up and denies that she was talking to anyone. Then the final straw! I went out and looked into the trunk of her car to see if there were any clues there. I found a bucket, a sponge, a couple of them chamois thingys a bottle of car wash liquid, some armorall and some wax. Do you guys think it is possible that mz ribit is washing somebody else's truck behind my back???
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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