Make her fetch ya some. Don't let this temporary physical problem cause you to ignore your husbandly duty and let her get all uppity.
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I think Mrs. Micro is very much like Mrs. Ribit.
They would do anything for you gents.
.........and you would deserve it, too.
You guys all love your wives so much - heartwarming to me.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.