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President Joe Biden gave such a successful press conference today, tackling the tough questions, providing formidable answers, and instilling confidence in Americans everywhere and then he promptly went back to work to serve the American people.
AND OMG WE’RE SO KIDDING.
You guys were scratching your heads and wondering, ‘What the Hell,’ for a minute, right?
Yeah … actually Biden gave a disastrous presser then the White House called a lid for the day.
Did you all even know ‘calling a lid’ was a thing before Biden?
White House Pool Reports ~ The White House has called a lid. Have a nice afternoon and evening, everyone.
2:26 PM · Mar 25, 2021
Not a great look, Biden handlers.
Just sayin’.
Stacey ~ The President has had his pudding cup and needs to lie down.
He needs a nappy.
Schadenfreudelish ~ I'm shocked they didn't call a lid at 9 this morning.
Tech Illiterate Hispanic dude Vince ~ I'm surprised they didn't call a Silver Alert.
Doc Brown ~ Make sure to tuck him in for his nap, kiss his forehead & tell him "sweet dreams."
And don't worry. Everyone totally didn't see that dumpster fire of a press conference today. You're all going to be fine.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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