ribit sez ~ "I could fall in a crevice and never be heard from again."
Get real, frog king ... where Stacey is concerned ... falling in a crevice and never being heard from again has and will ALWAYS be a very real and present danger. Remember, whenever you get into bed with Stacey, always have a lifeline tied around your waist that is anchored to a tow truck, always wear your spelunker's helmet, and always leave bread crumbs along the way.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence