‘Call him BACK, Andrea!’ We don’t know who Andrea is, and what this guy DID, but man we can only HOPE she saw this hilarious thread
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/04/18/call-him-back-andrea-we-dont-know-who-andrea-is-and-what-this-guy-did-but-man-we-can-only-hope-she-saw-this-hilarious-thread/
Seems someone who loves Andrea really screwed up.
And he wants her to eat beans with him again?
Hey man, don’t look at us. We just cover this crazy … which is almost endearing, honestly.
einstürzende neuböltōn ~ Andrea, please!
Okay, ribit ... inquiring minds have got to know ... is this a photo of your front yard???!!!
C’mon Andrea, eat beans with him again.
Or whatever works.
extra-legal feminist prostate ~ The beans just don't taste the same when I'm eating them without you.
It’s sad, right?
Last Podcast Memes ~
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
the coochie man ~ As someone named Andrea, this is the only type of apology that might get my attention.
Really?!
Tub Kitty's Mom ~ My name is Andrea and this is exactly how my partner bribes me to make up with him, but with ice cream instead of beans.
Take note, ribit ... next time, ya might want to offer ice cream, instead of beans, don'tcha know!
Hajar ~ I just know this Andrea is bloated and gassy as hell. Eating beans for two.
Pick up this mess, Andrea. Call him back.
Haveniryxia ~ I wanna know the backstory so badly!
Oh, I think we probably know the BACKSTORY! They were eating beans together and the beans started backing up on him ... and she had to flee!!!
Ginger Meurer ~ Yes, but what kind of beans? Green? Jelly? Lima? Boston Baked? Refried? Kidney? Black?Pinto? Garbanzo?
WHOA.
Good question.
Mind blown.
Those could be ANY sort of beans.
We like to think they’re jelly.
Jelly beans? Wishful thinking, there. Jelly beans wouldn't cause THAT kind of a BACKSTORY.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence