...Ken was a friend of mine from Wisconsin. He had a yard full of trees. When limbs fell off the trees he would go pick them up, sort them into "type of wood" and "size". He would then tie them together with ribbon he made out of various colors of cloth and take them in the house and store them in the basement. You guys woulda loved him.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!