Too damn funny!
Councilman Brown drives a Mercedes coupe, eh? Wonder what paid for those expensive wheels ... maybe the fraudulent activities he's been indicted for???
He says, "the kids acted out of desperation" when they stole his car. ROTFLMAO! Yeah, they were desperate to take a joyride in someone else's Mercedes coupe, you dipsh!t.
"It's a generational poverty issue" and "we need programmatic initiatives in place to help support these kids," he whines. Well, if it's a poverty issue, Antonio, then let the kids keep your Mercedes ... I'm sure they could get a pretty penny for it. And, as for your "programmatic initiatives" ... I don't doubt you want to create piles of taxpayer cash for you to "oversee" and maybe help yourself to ... like to help buy yourself a new Mercedes?
What an absolute worthless moron.
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