Texas Doctors Required To Inform Women Seeking Abortion That Fetus Already Cowboys Fan
http://www.theonion.com/texas-doctors-required-to-inform-women-seeking-abortion-1846983394
...it's the onion so don't take it seriously even though it is a seriously humorous article.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!