...I was wearing my spurs last time I had sex with my inflatable dolly parton doll. Accidentally poked her with one, she farted once, flew around the room and out the window. Haven't seen her since. It may be over between us.
...she needed a little more "duct tape" in the kissable areas anyway.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!