Florida man tries to throw alligator onto roof to teach it a lesson: Police
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-man-gator-roof-teach-it-a-lesson
...trying to teach the gator to fly or possibly to fetch frisbee's. With FLORIDA MAN Ya never know.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!