Woman unknowingly carries winning lottery ticket in purse for weeks
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/woman-unknowingly-carries-lottery-ticket-purse
...mz ribit could do that. It could be "Under the Kitchen Sink" or stuck in the holes in her bowling ball. She only carries the stuff she might need.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!