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COLOGUARD
By: Decomposed
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Mon, 02 Aug 21 10:29 PM
Msg. 21145 of 60008

I'm doing my first "ColoGuard" test, which is a mail-in thing that doctors have you do every few years if you're gettin' up there but aren't thought to be at high risk for colon cancer. It's pretty simple. You poop on a stick. If the stick turns brown, you're gonna die.

So I read through the manual and came across the advisory that's circled below. Struck me as kind of funny.

Now, just think. They had to put this warning in because someone actually did that! What kind of an idiot would drink a liquid associated with his colon exam?? Well, sure. There's Joe Biden. But, in his case, I seriously doubt that a mere written warning would be a deterrent. When Joe Biden wants to put something in his mouth, by God it goes in his mouth!



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