...Im glad ya axed!
My mother in law had hemeroids and went to the doctor about it. The doc gave her some suppositories and told her to take one in the morning and one at night and come back in a week and let him know how she was doing.
A week goes by and she is back in his office raising hell. No help at all she declares.
Doctor says, "Ya mean they didn't relieve the swelling or itching or anything?"
"For all trhe good them things done me I coulda stuck em up my arse"!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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