HAHAHA!! I expected nothing less from you, lol.
You can also practice getting your mammograms done with the freezer door.
Insert boob, SLAMMMMM that door, hold that position for two hours - yep, the test is done.
When they come back and say the xray isn't clear and they have to do it again, they stand real close, hold your hand and bring tissues.
Still like being a girl, but I have had my moments!