A list of items not allowed on the premises during tonight's Big Loser Rally and COVID Spreader Event...
Aerosols
Alcoholic Beverages
Ammunition
Animals, other than service/guide animals
Backpacks and bags exceeding size restrictions (12" x 14" x 5")
Bicycles
Balloons
Balls
Chairs
Coolers
Drones and other unmanned aircraft systems
Explosives of any kind, including fireworks
E-cigarettes and Vaping Devices
Firearms
Glass, thermal or metal containers
Knives of any kind
Laser pointers
Mace and/or pepper spray
Noisemakers
Packages
Selfie sticks
Structures
Signs larger than 20' x 3' x 1/4"
Supports for signs/placards
Toy guns
Tripods
Umbrellas
Recreational motorized mobility devices
Weapons of any kind
Appliances (i.e. toasters)
Any other items determined to be potential safety hazards
Huh.
No guns -- don't guns make everyone safer?
No poles -- guess they won't be beating the media or police officers over the heads tonight.
No toasters.
Wait wut?
http://twitter.com/eve_putman/status/1429131504882434057