An excellent point, De. Hmmm ... maybe David Leavitt should drive down here and get someone at Planned Parenthood to probe one of his orifices to see if he has any invasive foreign objects that need removing, eh? Since the Planned Parenthood offices in Texas are experiencing a significant lull at the moment, he could probably negotiate a big discount on such services ... and given his toothbrush incident at Target, we all know how interested he is in getting a discount.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence