ribit sez ~ "Thats so if they find your rifle stuffed up a dems ass and repeatedly fired they know how to get in touch with ya and ask ya iffen ya knows where your gun is."
Well ... nuthin' wrong wif dat! Dat's jest a sign of someone bein' neighborly, don'tcha know. Dems bein' so damn colicky and all ... ya gots to give 'em a high colonic every now and then.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence