Too funny!
http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/09/05/you-need-more-than-6-alyssa-milano-tweeting-about-dildos-to-own-texas-gun-owners-does-not-go-the-way-she-planned/
Weird take even for Alyssa.
Alyssa Milano ~ Just a reminder, there’s a law in Texas that prohibits a woman from owning more than 6 dildos.
But you can own as many guns as you want.
RBe ~ You need more than six?
Maybe she takes Sundays off?
WE’RE KIDDING.
And it’s funny, right?
Jessica O’Boy-Football-is-Back-Donnell ~ Calm down.
MALCOLM IN THE MANAGERIAL CLASS ~ Nobody needs 6 dildos.
M.R.S ~ You’re supposed to rest on Sunday.
SEE?! We weren’t the only ones to make that joke.
Very serious person ~ How many dildos do you need???
Jalapeno Ketchup ~ Meh. I lost most of my dildos in a boating accident.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Cowboy Agitprop ~ When was the last time you appeared in a good movie?
Pretty sure there’s a ‘hands-off our dildo’ joke here but it’s too early on a Sunday morning to make it.
Even though we kinda sorta just did.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence