http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2021/09/22/the-shining-stars-of-late-night-are-joining-forces-with-john-kerry-to-bring-climate-night-to-the-unwashed-masses/
The Late Night Talk Show lineup is already plenty impressive as it is. It’s chock-full of the most hilarious people making the sharpest and wittiest observations that the rest of us aren’t smart enough to make.
So just try to imagine the magic that can happen when the best late night hosts in America join forces for a cause.
Well, guess what: you don’t have to imagine it anymore. It’s really happening:
Late Night with Seth Meyers ~ All of us at #LNSM are excited to join @fallontonight, @thedailyshow, @colbertlateshow, @latelateshow, @jimmykimmellive and @FullFrontalSamB for #ClimateNight tomorrow! Check out @SethMeyers’ interview with @JohnKerry on 9/22.
Does ANYONE watch this unfunny crap any more ... other than people with IQs in the single digits, that is?
Seth Meyers! Jimmy Fallon! James Corden! Stephen Colbert! Jimmy Kimmel! Trevor Noah! And Samantha Bee! Samantha Freakin’ Bee, you guys.
And last, but certainly not least, John Kerry. Captain Planet, himself.
Y’all ready for this?
Guy Benson ~ Some political activism from our late night comedy shows — finally!
It’s about damn time.
Wittorical ~ It’s truly refreshing to see people put aside their differences to get together for something like this.
Isn’t it?
The Critical Drinker ~ I don't get it. Where are all the comedians?
I think that is where François Lurch comes in - he's the comic relief ...
David Burge ~ Don't miss the Night of a Thousand Claps Cringeathon.
Jesse Singal ~ This is going to establish terrifying new frontiers of sheer unwatchability.
That will not only be the greatest accomplishment of “Climate Night,” but very likely the only accomplishment of “Climate Night.”
Doctor of Coding Thinkology ~ Pass.
Emily Zanotti ~ Can I aggressively not watch this?
Mind if we join you?
Elisha ~ I’m just over here wondering which carpool karaoke songs they can do that relate to saving the planet. If it’s “imagine” I will barf. 🤮
Gigi Levangie, etc. ~ Sorry shaving my eyeballs that night.
Tom Elliott ~ I would choose a climate catastrophe over this show.
Ahmed Al Asliken ~
Take us with you, Mr. Asliken.
matt’s idea shop ~ Corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures.
Mark Hemingway ~ If you need a reason to miss Norm MacDonald, just take a look at the photo below. The corporate embodiment of clapter.
Urban Dictionary: "Claptor" ~ A dinosauric case of The Clap.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=claptor
Sweet Meteor O'Death ~ When anyone asks me why I am so dedicated to the eradication of all human life, I will simply point to this cringeworthy serving of smooth-brained mind sludge.
Well, there is one silver lining. This effort may actually end up making a huge difference in our climate.
Jon ~ Are you simulcasting to China and India? No? Ok.
Well, no, they’re not doing that ...
jimtreacher.substack.com ~ You're all demolishing your mansions?
No, not that. But there’s still this:
Frank J. Fleming ~ Laughter unleashes a lot of CO2 so this should help.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence