...when I was in high school a buddy of mine had a van like that. Once on a date with a girl, the girls daddy came out and looked at the van and gave the kid the keys to his vw beetle. Told him to have a good time but the daughter wasn't going off in the rolling bordello.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!