"I gotta go. Im watching The View. Joy Behar and Whoopi are telling all their sex secrets today and I don't want to miss a single moment."
The "sex secrets" of Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar, eh? You mean the "secret" that ... if it were not for the existence of broom handles ... neither one of them would be having anything remotely akin to sex, at all? THAT "secret"?