"... this is going to open up a whole new genre of porn flicks. Beldin will be giving a review."
Okay ... if you insist ... I will review the new Russian space movie scheduled to be entitled "Thrusters All Ahead Full!" But, I strongly suspect that none of the money shots will be any good since they'll be in a weightless environment and no one will have enough leverage to really be able to create any ... uh ... friction. I realize that it is a completely opposite situation ... but, since you make pornos with a gravity well, ribit ... you might want to offer them some expert assistance on how to make this a successful film, eh?