...I sleep a couple of hours then up for two or three. Goes on 24 X 7. Feed me, change my diaper, put me back in the sack and stuff a bottle in my mouth. Im set. I always thought my final days would be spent as a pirate chasing down spanish galeons laden with gold and rescuing beautiful damsels in distress. This is a damnable disappointment to me.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!