Sire,
no offense but :
1. You are not crazy
2. Stacey is certifiably insane, large and loud mouthed, and a lunatic. Unfortunately the dumb, ignorant, blind to reality bunch give heed to moronic speech by such as tghis elephantine presence of a human and think some greek god has spoken..
Yep, thats our friends on the left. Well, someones friends, certainly not mine nor yours.
jes saying, don;t be too hard on yer girl, er,um, elephant friend...