...cookies? Grahm crackers are good. VAnilla Wafers. Chocolate chip oh yeah. Them Bran muffins with raisins in em is also good.
...add to candy list goobers (stifle yourself beldin) and raisinets.
Drinks? Them new drinks that say SUGAR FREE but don't tell ya whats in them all suck. Milk, Tea or Coffee just fine.
Cinamon rolls are good, but they are like barbecue ribs. Ya can't eat em without gettin crap all over ya. Gotta take a shower afterwards.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!