Sire
I sincerel wish that you enjoyed every savory morsel of your breakfast.
You already know in your wisdom that I would not touch that delectable delicacy of yer liking with YOUR lips much less my own.. Nothing personal.. There are some things the southern cooks really blow my mind with and there are some others that are just better off enjoyed by the locals.
I was raised on Pennsylvania Deutche (dutch to those who di not know better), cooking and my beloved learned to cook Thanksgiving dinner in that same manner. Different strokes for diffeent folks.